Wow! Blog Statistics Are Booming And I Am Feeling The Power!

Four delicious views on my blog today at 2:13 in the afternoon. That is massive, folks! That is absolutely phenomenal! I guess it proves without a shadow of doubt that I am one of the greatest, if not the greatest, bloggers in all History!

Let’s check out some news and share some of my absolutely genius responses and comments:

Warning: You have to be kind of smart in order to read and understand this blog:

The Supreme Court reportedly just gave President Trump (Greatest President Ever) more power over “Independent” Federal agencies. My opinion? About time, I would say! I believe that in order for presidents to be able to do their jobs they way they are supposed to be done, the president needs all the power he can get.

Florida alligators are reportedly becoming a danger to people and I find that heart-breaking because I can remember when Florida alligators were sweet tempered, mild mannered and eminently approachable. That was back in 1962. This is now 2026. I can’t imagine what happened to the poor little things since that time.

There is a super heat wave screwing around certain areas of the United States as I type this blog post– Did I not tell you folks that we would see temperatures of at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit in some areas of the country this summer? You didn’t believe me, did you? Well keep an eye on places like Joshua, Texas and the Panhandle, and the Deep South… Mississippi, Georgia and the like— you will see that when I say something the chances of it happening are about 90 percent on any given day.

Shootings are reportedly leaving more people dead than ever before. But as I see, there is no longer very much talk on the airwaves or in the media about gun control measures. I guess all the news about all the shootings has finally had a normalizing effect on guns and shootings in the United States….just another day sort of thing. Inevitable. Uncontrollable. One of many people’s stranger actions: Learn effective use of the phrase, “Our Hearts and Prayers are With The Families Of The Victims.” If I were king of the world by common consent with all power over everything and everybody, there wold soon be a law on the books requiring the tombstone of every shooting victim to have the inscription, “Hearts and Prayers” engraved on it.

Good news, I guess…..It has been reported that a child’s rag doll has been retrieved from the rubble somewhere in Afghanistan

If you scour the Internet like I do you can find some really interesting shit to comment on. For example, there is one post somewhere on the web about people complaining because Vultures are crapping on their cars and their lawns. I think that is crazy because in my opinion, Vultures are cute and need a lot of loving.

I can’ tell if this story is true or not: The story claims that a major airline jumbo jet with Two Hundred Seventy people on board took off successfully from a major big city American airport without a crew on board and flew flawlessly across country and landed perfectly and safely in Los Angeles, California in perfect flying weather but with a slight crosswind over the runway where the landing took place.

Iran and the United States seem to be having some kinds of difficulties agreeing to a way to stop the war and get some peace between them according to some knowledgeable sources, none of which I am familiar with. It seems to me that the problem with the warring empires is a distinction between playing a game of “I will scratch your back if you will scratch mine” and a game of “I will kick your ass if you kick mine.” Sooner or later I believe that one or both of the combatants are going to come to the realization that the first choice is more fun than the second. That is my prediction for the decade 2026-2036. Mark your calendars.

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