Kerfuffle

It is now June 10th and it is 11:51 in the morning and I am getting ready for lunch — pizza today — and I have absolutely no views on the blog and I really don’t give a damned because this damned thing isn’t worth the time of day anyway and i can’t imagine why any sane person would waste their time reading it. But I keep it up because my ego is much bigger than my balls and I am addicted to whatever attention I can garner.

Went to the Veterans Administration Medical Center today to have the podiatrist look at the healing progress on my big toe on my left foot — the one I had been so worried about —- the one i have been dressing every day and putting betadine on it —-trying to avoid having to take an antibiotic —- and guess what…..The toe is so far along in the healing process, I got a clear light to forego any further concentrated treatment on it and i am to go back to the clinic in Three months to see how it is coming along. —- I am so grateful — I simply cannot tell you how grateful I am…..and I give God all the credit …..yes, I am a Christian and I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Jesus Christ because it is salvation to those who believe. —– I know there are non-believers who read on here and I want you all to know that I love and respect you greatly regardless of what you do or do not believe.

My friend, Jimmy, is out in the kitchen right now cooking the fully loaded pizza for our lunch and I am on here bitching and moaning and griping and raising hell with the blog…… which is my forte….which is my delight. I try to be a Christian but I am one profane s.o.b…. but I am working on it ….. who is perfect? Are YOU perfect? If you are perfect I would sincerely appreciate knowing your secret.

The real kerfluffle about blog writing is when you have been doing it for so long that everything you think of to say sounds trite and over-used or much all too familiar for comfort and you get stuck in a rut. I do that all the time.. Maybe it is because I am old.— Old farts do a lot of strange stuff. But my idea is to just shut off my conscious thinking and go ahead and rattle whatever comes to mind and maybe somebody might get something interesting, entertaining or useful out of it. Does it really matter though? I am one fuzzy little gnat trying to climb the back leg of an elephant so large that i cannot even imagine the immensity of it. Aren’t we all? Isn’t that about one of the most profound things you have heard all day? —- I would repeat it but really, folks, I can hardly remember from one paragraph to the next. LOL.

Last night I would tell you that I got the thumb on my left hand stuck up my nose when I was trying to scratch it and it took me from 11:00 last evening until 2:30 this morning to get my thumb free so I could scratch my ass with it. Believe that and I will tell you something else.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

Do you give up yet?

The difference is that a vitamin doesn’t moan.

What do you call a gay guy on the moon?

Give up yet?

You call a gay guy on the moon “Astronaut.”